Sep 29 2006

The George W. Bush Butt Plug

Published by J.D. Ryan at 9:44 am under bush, republicans

Ok, if my Mr. T video didn’t drive you away from here permanently, this oughta do it. Apparently, the new hot sex toy is the George W. Bush butt plug. Not kidding. Now, if you don’t know what one is and can’t figure it out by the words ‘butt’ and ‘plug’, I can’t help you. If that’s too tame for you, they also have a ‘Baby Jesus butt plug.

Oh, the rich opportunities for social commentary this offers. Is it used an interrogation tool in Gitmo? Is it an ordinary household appliance for Karl Rove? Perhaps every American citizen should have one, if only for the symbolism of what he does to each and every one of us every day. Maybe just the Democrats should have one, considering they don’t seem to miss an opportunity to bend over for the real G.W. Bush whenever they get the chance to.

Now here’s someone we know has one in his arsenal. This time, Joe’s expressing dismay that the NIE briefing that basically confirms Bush is full of shit regarding everything he says about terror and Iraq, has been leaked. Jeez, he really wants to get reelected, doesn’t he?

3 Responses to “The George W. Bush Butt Plug”

  1. # odumon 29 Sep 2006 at 5:26 pm

    The only reason this post has no comments attached to is that…wel… there just aren’t words, y’know?

  2. # Anonymouson 30 Sep 2006 at 7:49 pm

    are you a user of this anal decore?

  3. # J.D. Ryanon 02 Oct 2006 at 8:48 am

    No, not a user, thanks. But like I said, we’re all getting it from him everyday, aren’t we?

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