Five Before Chaos

Now, even though some of them are slowly catching on that they’re being played for suckers, for many of the Religious Right, Bush is still their anointed one. We’ve heard many things from them over the years about how the Sky Fairy chose Bush to lead America in this great battle against evil, yadda yadda, etc, pardon-me-while-I-puke. And as you all well know, fundies aren’t exactly known for their exemplary intellectual prowess and critical thinking skills. Even so, as I said before, some are waking up to the fact that Bush may even be even more moronic than many of their own. But have you ever heard Bush’s idiocy used as a justification for God punishing liberals? I laughed my ass off on Saturday when reading this letter from an enlightened deep thinker from Barre named D. Paul Wood. I don’t know how long the link will be accessible, so I’ll print it here in its entirety.

Who is letter writer Strat Douthat, and why does he feel it necessary to pour out his hatred of President Bush on this page every two or three weeks? He reminds me of the other critics and liberals who inundate this newspaper with their constant complaining and whining about the present administration in Washington.

The ironic part of all their huffing and puffing is that they are the ones responsible for putting the Bush presidency in the history books! You see, they “voted” him into office. Not by casting ballots, but rather through their liberal behavior and attitudes.

Our creator pronounces several curses upon his people for their disobedience and disrespect of his principles of correct living; and one of them is: “I will give children to be their princes, and babes shall rule over them.” (Isaiah 3:4) In other words, foolish and immature leaders are the result of our own insolence.

So … if you want better leaders in America, then all the anti-God nonsense that is taking place in our country needs to stop. If your hope is in a Democrat becoming president, without our people changing their behavior, you are grasping at wind.

Did you get that? The Bible prophesied that God would deliberately send us a moron for a leader as a punishment for turning against him. I guess that explains the rule of the GOP that ended last election day. We must have really screwed up bad to get 12 years of that. So is Mr. Wood saying that if we were good and righteous, God-fearing and willfully ignorant, we’d get a Democratic prez? Why did the GOP lose in ‘06? Were we more religious? I can’t even begin to dissect all of this, help me out here, please.

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