Jul 30 2007
Your hard-hitting media at work…
Well, it didn’t take long for the superficial-beyond-belief element to seep into the campaign coverage this early: apparently Hillary’s tits are all the rage now. Now, of course, putting aside for a moment that a male candidate would never have to deal with this kind of B.S. (I’ve yet to see an article on Obama’s trouser snake or anything similar), the last thing I want to think about is anything sexual regarding Hillary Clinton. I don’t need to be reminded that she has tits. I figured she had ‘em, I just didn’t want my attention drawn to ‘em. And I certainly don’t want them to dominate an all-important election like this one. I’d rather see another article on her constant pandering or something. And even if I was a super-shallow voter (you know, like those people that vote for the candidate they’d most like to have a beer with), Hillary’s tits still wouldn’t do it for me. Thankfully, I am unable to think of her in any sexual context whatsoever, nor do I view her in a presidential context. There’s nothing that could get me to vote for her.
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Hillary is hot.
Haik, that's nasty. Does your wife know you feel that way?
Yes. She also knows about my non-sexual gay crush on Jim Douglas. She’s cool with it.