Mike Huckabee brings in top-level endorsements

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Well, not really. So far we have:

Chuck Norris

Has-been Chuck Norris, and….

Right-wing pants poopin’ Ted Nugent

I’ll-crap-in-my-pants-and-sit-in-it-so-I-don’t-get-drafted and redneck extraordinaire: Ted Nugent.

Oh, and how could I forget this guy, pro wrestler Ric Flair:

 

As David at the Right’s Field put it,

When I would go to my grandparents’ house in rural Pennsylvania as a kid, I would notice that the “new” songs on the radio were about 2 years old. Does that get multiplied for the Republican Party? Ric Flair? Ted Nugent? Chuck Norris? Has anyone given a rat’s ass about any of these people in the past 10 years?

Who’s next? Gary Busey? Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka? Maybe someone from one of the “Police Academy” movies? Huck’s a winner, I tells ya’, folks. You just wait and see…

 


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