About that “debate”…

It’s so comforting to know that one of the most important issues facing the country isn’t Iraq, or the economy, or global warming, it’s whether Obama thinks his minister loves America. Oh, and flag pins. We will just feed poor American kids lots of flag pins and everything will be okay after that. Send some to the dead Iraqi kids too, while yer at it. I will indeed sleep well tonight.

Overheard in one of the many blogs taking about the substance-free “debate” tonight:

“How much does it cost for engineer brain?”

“Three dollars an ounce.”

“How much does it cost for programmer brain?”

“Four dollars an ounce.”

“How much for journalist brain?”

“$1,000 an ounce.”

“Why is journalist brain so much more?”

“Do you know how many journalists we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?”


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