May 22 2008
Beware the vegan terrorist menace!
PZ at Pharyngula is reporting that the FBI has some rather nefarious plans to weed out potential terrorists at the upcoming Republican National Beer Hall Putsch Convention in St. Louis St. Paul. It starts at the vegan potlucks:
What they were looking for, Carroll says, was an informant–someone to show up at “vegan potlucks” throughout the Twin Cities and rub shoulders with RNC protestors, schmoozing his way into their inner circles, then reporting back to the FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force, a partnership between multiple federal agencies and state and local law enforcement. The effort’s primary mission, according to the Minneapolis division’s website, is to “investigate terrorist acts carried out by groups or organizations which fall within the definition of terrorist groups as set forth in the current United States Attorney General Guidelines.”
I lived in the vegetarian wilderness for 8 long years… the closest I came to any kind of terror was the feeling I wanted to run screaming from a restaurant as I salivated over the guy’s bacon at the table next to me as I ate some lame-ass tempeh strips.
On another note… remember back before 9-11 when the DoJ couldn’t be bothered with worrying about terrorism because they were more concerned with prostitution and bong salesmen. With the amount of family values politicians patronizing gay prostitutes at the convention, they could have a massive sweep and round up a lot of people. But that would put a huge chunk of the GOP hacks in jail, so we won’t see that happen.
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You mean St Paul, MN not St Lois, MO.
Duly noted and corrected. Thanks.