Jun 23 2008

Karl Rove? You know this guy.

Published by J.D. Ryan at 10:22 pm under conservatives

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Karl Rove, douchebag extraordinaireSeriously, why does anyone listen to this guy, who’s been wrong about just about everything he’s ever said, whose bullshit and bad judgement is only rivaled by Bill Kristol? Via Carpetbagger:

Karl Rove has made it clear on multiple occasions that he actively dislikes Barack Obama — if there’s a more helpful testament to the strength of Obama’s character, it doesn’t come to mind — and he continues to make his criticisms of the Democratic candidate more and more personal.

ABC News’ Christianne Klein reports that at a breakfast with Republican insiders at the Capitol Hill Club this morning, former White House senior aide Karl Rove referred to Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, as “coolly arrogant.”

“Even if you never met him, you know this guy,” Rove said, per Christianne Klein. “He’s the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.”

Karl Rove? Even if you never met him, you know this guy. When he wasn’t being shoved around by the rich country club kids who kept him around as the punching bag, and repeatedly getting rejected by those same beautiful dates that Obama was getting “at the country club”, he was back in his dorm room jacking himself off into a frenzy to pictures of Trish Nixon, making snide comments about what she could do with Papa Nixon’s dog, Checkers, and a jar of peanut butter…

That would explain a lot.

2 Responses to “Karl Rove? You know this guy.”

  1. Undamned Yankeeon 29 Jun 2008 at 8:53 pm

    “Even if you never met him, you know this guy,” Rove said, per Christianne Klein. “He’s the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.”

    And Karl is the guy in the bathroom watching you pee and trying to strike up a conversation….

  2. J.D. Ryanon 29 Jun 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Karl Rove? “Even if you never met him, you know this guy…”

    He’s one of those guys who hangs out in the men’s room to smell other people’s crap!

    Got any others? We can have a contest here.

    Glad to have met you on Sat. , U.Y.