Aug 16 2008

Things I won’t be going to in Denver during the convention

Published by J.D. Ryan at 1:04 am under politics

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  • The Creative Coalition’s Going Green Reception Honoring Bank of America
  • DLC Chairman’s Dinner Hosted by Harold Ford, Jr.
  • Moderate Democrats Late Night
  • Brunch with Vernon Jordan organized by Akin Gump Strauss Hauer Feld
  • DLC - New Dem Bash
  • MD Democratic Party Happy Hour Honoring Representative Steny Hoyer
  • Democrats for Life Town Hall Meeting

Anyone wanna venture and guess what the “DLC - New Dem Bash” is like? How does one shill and capitulate at a bash, anyways?

If I get really bored, perhaps I’ll stop in and “honor Bank America” on my way to that super-electrifying brunch with Vernon Jordan. I wonder how he likes his eggs?

Happy hour honoring Steny Hoyer? Get a few in me and let ‘er rip about how he did such a wonderful job caving in on FISA? S-a-weeeeet!

Smell the thunder!

4 Responses to “Things I won’t be going to in Denver during the convention”

  1. wdh3on 16 Aug 2008 at 3:56 am

    Ok, OK, so now I’m offically jealous that I’m not heading out there.  ”Going Green” to honor Bank of America?!?!  Fucking awesome.

  2. JD Ryanon 16 Aug 2008 at 9:55 am

    Does boggle the mind, no? No, wait, no it doesn’t.

  3. Brattlerouseron 18 Aug 2008 at 9:24 pm

    Dude,

    Bill Maher and former surgeon general Jocelyn Elders are holding a round table discussion on sex and politics. Interviews available upon request. And get this….

    … the event is being sponsored by Trojan Condoms and Rolling Stone magazine. I suppose Taibbi will make an appearance too. 

    I’m going.

  4. Alex Ballon 23 Aug 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Damn!

    You gonna miss a damn good time…wish I could take your Tickets! 

    Go DLC!