Dec 31 2008

End of an era

The VHS format is dead. Good riddance:

After three decades of steady if unspectacular service, the spinning wheels of the home-entertainment stalwart are slowing to a halt at retail outlets. On a crisp Friday morning in October, the final truckload of VHS tapes rolled out of a Palm Harbor, Fla., warehouse run by Ryan J. Kugler, the last major supplier of the tapes.

“It’s dead, this is it, this is the last Christmas, without a doubt,” said Kugler, 34, a Burbank businessman. “I was the last one buying VHS and the last one selling it, and I’m done. Anything left in warehouse we’ll just give away or throw away.”

Dumped in a humid Florida landfill? It’s an ignominious end for the innovative product that redefined film-watching in America and spawned an entire sector led by new household names like Blockbuster and West Coast Video. Those chains gave up on VHS a few years ago but not Kugler, who casually describes himself as “a bottom feeder” with a specialization in “distressed inventory.”

I remember the satisfaction of getting rid of my huge box of cassettes when I had enough cd’s. And with mp3′s, I buy about 1 cd a year at this point. I won’t miss the VHS anymore than I miss 8-tracks.


Dec 24 2008

FBC turns three

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It was three years ago tonight on the 19th (but I keep forgetting) that I came home from an Xmas party, half in the bag, and started this little project here. And, lo and behold, some of you keep coming back.Let us now look back on the best of FBC, 2008.

  • The biggest story was reporting from the DNC freakshow in Denver with video, too. Added bonus: watch me eat a pig stomach taco.
  • The introduction of some regularly scheduled YouTubin’, with From The Grindhouse and Friday Nite Funk.
  • Hard hitting science on the 1000th post: Farting is Good For You. Not so good for your significant other, though.
  • Some research told me that the people who were coming here for spaghetti westerns were not the same people who were coming here for everything else, so I spent some money and a ridiculous amount of time getting Fistful of Pasta up and running, so you will never have to read about the likes of Django, Ringo, Sartana, Shango and all thier permutations again.
  • My epic and probably only serious attempts at some semblace of journalism/commentary, Sex Violence, and Video Games, and Parting Shots at Huckabee and Reflections on William Jennings Bryan. Yeah, two a year is about all you’ll get out of me. If you want more serious commentary, go to Integral Psychosis. Wes has a better attention span than I do, even if I’m much funnier and better looking.
  • FBC on TEEVEE (public access, that is). Parts one, two, three and four. Good times.
  • Of course, endless election commentary, with plenty of mind-numbingly obvious information that you informed readers were well aware of, such as “John McCain is old, out of touch and wrong on just about everything” and “I’ve shit turds that were smarter than Sarah Palin“.
  • As far as stats go, I screwed up and erased my sitemeter stats one night by mistake but based on figuring out info from Sitemeter since and Stat counter, I had 21,633 visits this year. Look out A-list blogs, another few hundred million to go and I’m catching up to ya’. Some interesting Google hits… “Mike Huckabee + dumb”, “Secret + new age bullshit” and, of course, “Sarah Palin + idiot”, which, truth be told, probably accounted for half of the total web traffic on the entire internet from August till November of this year.

So what’s on the horizon? Eh, who the hell knows? I’ll probably tweak the banner a bit, as it’s a bit too red for my liking, but other than that, I plan to keep doing whatever it is that you crazy people seem to find so entertaining. Thanks for stopping by. And happy holidays, if you do that thing. Here’s to a happy 2009 and let’s hope we’re not all living in cardboard boxes and eating Alpo on saltines a year from now.


Dec 23 2008

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

I know, I know, spaghetti western reviews are a thing of the distant past here on FBC, as they currently (all 84 of em as of today) reside at Fistful of Pasta. But I thought I’d at least let you film buffs out there know about our latest review, Sergio Leone’s The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, which is in most top 100 cinema lists, high critical acclaim, the whole nine yards.

You can read it here. You should. If you haven’t seen it, what the hell is wrong with you? You live under a rock or something?


Dec 18 2008

FBC in a mellow mood

Something yours truly did last summer with Eric Lindberg. Go grab your honey and slow dance.


Dec 18 2008

The real problem…

…is not just that Obama’s chosen a homophobic megachurch godidiot to read the invocation at the inauguration. It’s the idea that we have any kind of religious “invocation” at all where the leader of a secular nation is being inaugurated.

Of course, many people will apologize for O, using that ‘he’s just so smart that there must be some benign, ulterior motive to this”, which is the excuse they seem to give anytime he does something uncool. Whatever.


Dec 17 2008

From the Grindhouse: Mighty Peking Man

The Shaw Brothers studio, based in Hong Kong, was responsible for a seemingly infinitesimal amount of grindhouse fare, especially kung-fu movies. Here’s their craptacular King Kong ripoff, Mighty Peking Man. It’s really astounding to look at the crappy special effects in this film and realize it was made in 1977, not 1967.


Dec 16 2008

Iraqi hero beaten

Not surprising, the BBC is unfortunately reporting that Muntadar al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw his shoes at Bush, has been injured in custody:

Muntadar al-Zaidi has allegedly suffered a broken arm, broken ribs and internal bleeding, his older brother, Dargham, told the BBC…The Iraqi authorities have said the 28-year-old will be prosecuted under Iraqi law.
Iraqi lawyers had earlier speculated that the charges could include insulting a foreign leader and the Iraqi Prime Minister, Nouri Maliki, who was standing next to President Bush during the incident.

I’m sure they beat the living shit out of him as soon as they could get him away from people. It’s the American way. Let’s hope there’s enough of an outcry that the guy walks. There could most certainly be a shitstorm a-brewin’ if he doesn’t. I couldn’t stop thinking about what he did… we are all shoes now.


Dec 16 2008

Important action on “clean” coal in DC

Wendell Berry and fellow Vermonter and noted author (yes, I’m a fan) Bill McKibben would like you to know about an upcoming civil disobedience action in response to Obama’s horrid support of “clean” coal:


There are moments in a nation’s-and a planet’s-history when it may be necessary for some to break the law in order to bear witness to an evil, bring it to wider attention, and push for its correction. We think such a time has arrived, and we are writing to say that we hope some of you will join us in Washington D.C. on Monday March 2 in order to take part in a civil act of civil disobedience outside a coal-fired power plant near Capitol Hill.

We will be there to make several points:

  • Coal-fired power is driving climate change. Our foremost climatologist, NASA’s James Hansen, has demonstrated that our only hope of getting our atmosphere back to a safe level-below 350 parts per million co2-lies in stopping the use of coal to generate electricity.
  • Even if climate change were not the urgent crisis that it is, we would still be burning our fossil fuels too fast, wasting too much energy and releasing too much poison into the air and water. We would still need to slow down, and to restore thrift to its old place as an economic virtue.
  • Coal is filthy at its source. Much of the coal used in this country comes from West Virginia and Kentucky, where companies engage in “mountaintop removal” to get at the stuff; they leave behind a leveled wasteland, and impoverished human communities. No technology better exemplifies the out-of-control relationship between humans and the rest of creation.
  • Coal smoke makes children sick. Asthma rates in urban areas near coal-fired power plants are high. Air pollution from burning coal is harmful to the health of grown-ups too, and to the health of everything that breathes, including forests.

The industry claim that there is something called “clean coal” is, put simply, a lie. But it’s a lie told with tens of millions of dollars, which we do not have. We have our bodies, and we are willing to use them to make our point. We don’t come to such a step lightly. We have written and testified and organized politically to make this point for many years, and while in recent months there has been real progress against new coal-fired power plants, the daily business of providing half our electricity from coal continues unabated. It’s time to make clear that we can’t safely run this planet on coal at all. So we feel the time has come to do more–we hear President Barack Obama’s call for a movement for change that continues past election day, and we hear Nobel Laureate Al Gore’s call for creative non-violence outside coal plants. As part of the international negotiations now underway on global warming, our nation will be asking China, India, and others to limit their use of coal in the future to help save the planet’s atmosphere. This is a hard thing to ask, because it’s their cheapest fuel. Part of our witness in March will be to say that we’re willing to make some sacrifices ourselves, even if it’s only a trip to the jail.

With any luck, this will be the largest such protest yet, large enough that it may provide a real spark. If you want to participate with us, you need to go through a short course of non-violence training. This will be, to the extent it depends on us, an entirely peaceful demonstration, carried out in a spirit of hope and not rancor. We will be there in our dress clothes, and ask the same of you. There will be young people, people from faith communities, people from the coal fields of Appalachia, and from the neighborhoods in Washington that get to breathe the smoke from the plant.

We will cross the legal boundary of the power plant, and we expect to be arrested. After that we have no certainty what will happen, but lawyers and such will be on hand. Our goal is not to shut the plant down for the day-it is but  one of many, and anyway its operation for a day is not the point. The worldwide daily reliance on coal is the danger; this is one small step to raise awareness of that ruinous habit and hence help to break it.

Needless to say, we’re not handling the logistics of this day. All the credit goes to a variety of groups, especially the Energy Action Coalition (which is bringing thousands of young people to Washington that weekend), Greenpeace, the Ruckus Society, and the Rainforest Action Network. A website at that latter organization is serving as a temporary organizing hub: http://ran.org/get_involved/po… If you go there, you will find a place to leave your name so that we’ll know you want to join us.

Thank you,

Wendell Berry, Bill McKibben

P.S.-This is important: Please forward this letter to anyone and everyone you think might be interested.


Dec 15 2008

A logical progression?

From this…
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…to this?(you can click on it for a nice, full size one)

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Dec 15 2008

Traitors, anyone?

As much as I realize that the plight of the Big Three is due to incompetence more than anything else, it’s quite obvious that GOP oppsition is rooted in the chance to bust a big union. Seriously, Republicans concerned about incompetence? I thought revering incompetence was part of the platform (see Palin, Bush, etc). Alabama Sen. Richard Shelby, one of the biggest critics of the auto bailout, happens to have some Japanese and German carmakers in his state, big surprise, eh? If you have time, have a look at this 3 part vid series of some UAW auto workers who tried to talk to Shelby, and ended up talking to some assistants or something. One of the jaw-droppers the GOP’ scumbags bring home is the importance of being competitive… namely by bringing wages down. Senators fighting for American workers to make less, fantastic!

John at Balloon Juice said it best:

US Senators are openly colluding with foreign auto companies to drive down the wages of American workers. Something to think about the next time you hear “You’re either with us or against us.”

Time for a few more shoes to be thrown, eh?