Feb 28 2009

WorldNutDaily is fantastically revealing and insightful!

Seriously, it is! I don’t know how the hell I ended up at kookycon “news” site WorldNutDaily at 2 am, but as I scrolled down the page and looked at each headline, I was shocked! I tells ya, how that list of headlines really sums up the current state of the conservative movement today. Just check this out, you could comment endlessly on each one:

  • The madness of the animal rights movement
  • Physicians: Obama plan will ‘shut down hospitals’
  • Lawmakers declare fetuses to be people, too
  • Amazing natural fertilizer makes vegetables grow like crazy!
  • Psychiatrist: Obama corrupting America with socialism
  • Join 299,000 others in seeking citizenship proof
  • Barack Hussein Obama: 1st Muslim president
  • Bailout solution? Soros-promoted bank takeover
  • Christians say crisis predicted by ancient prophets
  • The most significant joint discovery since glucosamine
  • How you can prove God exists
  • A documentary exposé of Christian persecution
  • Public outrage delays state’s execution of pet fish

Fear, suckers, and stupidity. And my godless, they are self-destructing so quickly, I’m ready to shit myself with glee! I really can’t keep up anymore.


Feb 27 2009

Joe’s 15 minutes just about up

I know, Joe the Plumber to me is like Britney Spears to the masses, in that “can’t stop looking at the car wreck” kinda way. However, it all seems to be coming to an end, as the WaPo reports, Joe the Author, Plumbing New Lows in Interest. Yep, apparently a whopping 11 people showed up for his book signing at a DC Borders. Fortunately, even with his 15 minutes of fame as the inspiration to angry, uneducated Republican dead-enders and as a punchline to thinking people everywhere, the wisdom from this Most Brilliant of Americans is showing no signs of subsiding:

Joe replied that he believes “our American heritage is being torn apart” by flag burners, critics of the military, and those who mock Christian values. He expressed his admiration for patriotic immigrants, and said he dislikes terms like African American and Asian American (“We’re all Americans,” he said). For some reason, he concluded by saying, “America has always been a kick-butt, take-names kind of country.”

“For some reason?” Howzabout, “the rutabaga currently residing in this man’s skull forced him to conclude that…”

Considering the demographics of those who take what this idiot says seriously, perhaps the format was all wrong. Instead of a book, with “words”, perhaps a coloring book might have been more appropriate. Or perhaps a format like one of those little pamphlets the religious kooks leave on windshields? We could take some of his sayings and put them in fortune cookies, as they are about as true and insightful as what currently passes for fortune cookie literature, nowadays.

Pretty soon, Sarah Palin will more than likely subside from the idiotosphere, too. Who will we have, then? I can think of a few local bloggers, but I need something bigger and more grandiose and wide-reaching in its sheer vacuousness.


Feb 23 2009

Still a web 1.0 kinda guy

This Kos diary, “No, actually, I don’t “need to get on Facebook” hit home for me today, and the guy more or less expressed what I think. I’ve never really been a fan of social networking sites. Although I can acknowledge the importance of having a MySpace site if you’re a musician, I don’t really seem to have much of a use for much of the so-called “Web 2.0″ stuff. I guess I can see how some people dig it, but Twitter, for example, seems completely useless to me. I don’t care what you’re doing, and I don’t expect you to care that I’m at some coffee house or I’m letting my dog outside now, and if you do, then you probably have too much time on your hands. Go pick up a book.

Same with Facebook. I’m on Facebook, and so far, all it seems to get me are a lot of emails that I don’t even bother to read. Heck, if I didn’t get ‘em, I probably wouldn’t even remember I was even on Facebook. Maybe social networking sites are only good for people who are, you know, social. I’m not interested in being reacquainted with ex-girlfriends, or other old friends, because if they were that important to me, I’d still be in touch with them. Most of the people I knew in high school were assholes, anyway.

See, perhaps it’s my hermit-like nature, but I don’t feel the need to continuously be in touch with people, as so many people do today. The cell phone me and Jenni use is only used for road trips and stuff. I don’t even think I’ve given anyone the number. One needs to be in control of their own mental landscape, and when they’re walking around with a big thing in their ear all day, they’re (willingly, I guess) leaving that control to the whimsy of others. Not my thing.


Feb 22 2009

Sunday Linkdump

10 to 20 inches of snow coming tonight. I’m not sure about how I feel about that. I’m getting tired of winter. Eat this linkdump.

  • I mentioned previously how Ciudad Juarez in Mexico is hell on earth, with over 1600 murders last year, thanks, in no small part, to the drug war. Now vigilante squads are forming… ya’ gotta do what ya’ gotta do, I guess. Someone resurrect Charles Bronson!
  • The new Google Earth is showing a possible ruin of an underwater city…. is it Atlantis?
  • Alan Keyes really is batshit insane, and a bit behind the times, too, as he’s now stoking the Obama birth certificate nonsense. Get a life, people.
  • Amanda Marcotte Jessica Valenti has a great one about college “hookup” culture, which, if it really exists, is something I unfortunately missed out on. She says it’s yet another rightwing manufactured outrage, one with severe anti-woman overtones, and makes a pretty good case of it.
  • Finally, it’s a rather lengthy read (and part history lesson), but Richard Florida’s “How the Crash Will Reshape America” in the Atlantic is some vital reading:

What will this geography look like? It will likely be sparser in the Midwest and also, ultimately, in those parts of the Southeast that are dependent on manufacturing. Its suburbs will be thinner and its houses, perhaps, smaller. Some of its southwestern cities will grow less quickly. Its great mega-regions will rise farther upward and extend farther outward. It will feature a lower rate of homeownership, and a more mobile population of renters. In short, it will be a more concentrated geography, one that allows more people to mix more freely and interact more efficiently in a discrete number of dense, innovative mega-regions and creative cities. Serendipitously, it will be a landscape suited to a world in which petroleum is no longer cheap by any measure. But most of all, it will be a landscape that can accommodate and accelerate invention, innovation, and creation—the activities in which the U.S. still holds a big competitive advantage.


Feb 19 2009

More evolutionists hitting back against the nonsense

I’m not sure, but there’s something a bit different lately in that it seems like evolution (more appropriately reality-based) supporters seem to be taking on the flat-earthers a bit more forcefully as of late. Here’s two more great examples of critics unabashedly calling creationists out on their nonsense.

First off, apparently Forbes magazine ran an article by a neurosurgeon that essentially said evolution was bunk. Not surprising,considering how Forbes tends to be the pinnacle of another type of irrational fundamentalism, that of the “free market”. To their credit, they ran a forceful rebuttal from Jerry A. Coyne,  a professor in the department of ecology and evolution at the University of Chicago, called Why Evolution is True:

How does Egnor account for the natural world? He does not, in fact, offer a scientific theory. Rather, he subscribes to the creationist view that complex things, which are difficult to explain, are the domain of God. If we don’t understand something, there’s no point trying to understand it–we should just throw up our hands and say, “God did it.”

Imagine what would have happened if, over the history of science, we imputed to God’s hand everything we didn’t understand. We would never have cured the plague, which–like most diseases and disasters–was once thought to reflect God’s anger rather than bacteria-carrying fleas. “Barrenness” in women was thought to reflect divine displeasure; it is now treated effectively by scientific means, not by propitiating the gods.

If you read the article, one thing you’ll notice is creationists often like to flagrantly ignore evidence, stating there are “no examples of” things like transitional fossils or “no coherent, evidence-based explanation for the evolution of even a single molecular pathway from primordial components and such” (like the process of blood clotting), when a first-year biology student can clearly point out several examples. The only reason I can see for this is they probably figure their audience is primarily faith-based to begin with and not about to engage in pointless endeavors such as “fact checking”. Or they just need to ignore it, as their whole Sky Fairy deck of cards comes crashing down, if they don’t.

Example number two (h/t to Jack at GMD and PZ at Pharyngula) comes from a bioloist at UVM, a Dr. Nicholsa Gotelli. Dr. Gotelli was appreoached by the ID think tank Discovery Institute with an offer to have a “creation vs. evolution” debate at UVM. From the good doctor’s response, over at Pharyngula:

Academic debate on controversial topics is fine, but those topics need to have a basis in reality. I would not invite a creationist to a debate on campus for the same reason that I would not invite an alchemist, a flat-earther, an astrologer, a psychic, or a Holocaust revisionist. These ideas have no scientific support, and that is why they have all been discarded by credible scholars. Creationism is in the same category.

Instead of spending time on public debates, why aren’t members of your institute publishing their ideas in prominent peer-reviewed journals such as Science, Nature, or the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences? If you want to be taken seriously by scientists and scholars, this is where you need to publish. Academic publishing is an intellectual free market, where ideas that have credible empirical support are carefully and thoroughly explored. Nothing could possibly be more exciting and electrifying to biology than scientific disproof of evolutionary theory or scientific proof of the existence of a god. That would be Nobel Prize winning work, and it would be eagerly published by any of the prominent mainstream journals.

Indeed, it would, but it ain’t ever gonna happen. An excellent response, saying exactly what should be said: creationism is nonsense, and is not entitled to “debate” evolution, as one is supported by mountains of evidence and one is not. And of course, they will continue to whine and cry, and say we won’t debate them because we’re “afraid” they might be right. Yeah…. afraid… you betcha.


Feb 19 2009

From the Grindhouse: Dr. Butcher, M.D.

A.K.A. Zombie Holocaust. Great trailer for a gory, Italian horror film… and he makes house calls. Don’t eat while watching. NSFW, as it has boobs and lotsa blood.


Feb 18 2009

One pissed off mayor

Gotta see this one, the mayor of Lansing, MI tearing a FOX News douchebag a new one. He’s having no part of the anti-union garbage:


Feb 18 2009

Man eating bacon all month long

My dream diet. Or at least, if I were diagnosed with a terminal illness or an asteroid was coming, one that I’d consider… Man vows to eat nothing but bacon through entire month of February:

…for the entire month of February, 2009, I, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. Nothing, my friends, but bacon.

Why? Because bacon is nature’s finest and most nourishing food. Also, because several doubters on the RiffTrax staff had the unmitigated gall to insult bacon by making the outrageous claim that, as good as it is, no one could eat very much of it and live. I can and will. Therefore I will spend the month proving it.

Seventeen days later, and he’s still doing it, apparently consuming as many different kinds of bacons as possible, all in the name of “Bacon Stupidity Month”. Lucky bastard.


Feb 17 2009

In which PZ sheaths his sword

There’s a good piece you should have a look at over at Pharyngula today. PZ Myers took a look at critic Roger Ebert’s recent article about Darwin. He has some nice things to say about it, but Ebert drops the ball when he breaks out the “Science has no opinion on religion. It cannot.” nonsense. This one frustrates many of us atheists, for good reason. PZ demolishes the argument quite well:

Think about it. Why can’t science address the existence of gods? Why should we simply sit back and accept the claim of apologists that what they believe in is not subject to “observation, measurement, and experiment”?

In the United States today, we have tens of thousands of priests, rabbis, mullahs, pastors, and preachers who are paid professionals, who claim to be active and functioning mediators between people and omnipotent invisible masters of the universe. They make specific claims about their god’s nature, what he’s made of and what he isn’t, how he thinks and acts, what you should do to propitiate it…they somehow seem to have amazingly detailed information about this being. Yet, when a scientist approaches with a critical eye, suddenly it is a creature that not only has never been observed, but cannot observed, and its actions invisible, impalpable, and immaterial.

So where did these confident promoters of god-business get their information? Shouldn’t they be admitting that their knowledge of this elusive cosmic beast is nonexistent? It seems to me that if you’re going to declare scientists helpless before the absence and irrelevance of the gods, you ought to declare likewise for all of god’s translators and interpreters. Be consistent when you announce who has purview over all religious belief, because making god unobservable and immeasurable makes everyone incapable of saying anything at all about it.
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God can’t do anything anymore where people might actually notice, or worse, record the act and figure out how the tricks are done. This is awfully convenient.

He says a lot more, go have a look. Really, this one is frustrating, because aside from it being complete bunk, at its heart, I think it’s more about politeness and not hurting someone’s feelings more than any kind of truth. There’s the lame-ass variation on this that says, “science tells us how, religion tells us why“. Putting aside the fact that there doesn’t need to be a why, often religion does try to tell us howhow the earth was created, how we should treat other species, how we should (or not) put our private parts together and so on and so forth. And yes, to preempt you, I know not all religions are as dogmatic and irrational as others, but no matter how one slices it, there’s no valid reason why a claim, any claim, whether it be for something that cures toe fungus, the reality of zombie Jesus, that Shaft in Africa is better than the original Shaft, whatever, is above scrutiny. No claim is above scrutiny.


Feb 13 2009

Friday linkdump

… just because, I guess.

  • Sirota’s got a good one in the SFGate about how this country is addicted to fake outrage. Real outrage? Not so much.
  • A VT teacher is getting sued for religious indoctrination of students. I hope they nail this guy to the wall.
  • From another VT blogger, a big blow to pseudoscience, as the whole “vaccinations cause autism” nonsense comes apart.
  • Ever really wonder what constitutes “fair use” in regards to copyright? The Duke University Center for the Study of the Public Domain has found a nifty way to explain it to you… with an online comic book. Check it out, you’ll learn something.
  • Finally, although this is not new, if you want a glimpse into hell on earth, check this one out about Mexico border town Ciudad Juarez, where now, thanks to the drug war, “Walking in the streets of Juarez is an extreme sport,” with 80 murders in three weeks.