WorldNutDaily is fantastically revealing and insightful!

Seriously, it is! I don’t know how the hell I ended up at kookycon “news” site WorldNutDaily at 2 am, but as I scrolled down the page and looked at each headline, I was shocked! I tells ya, how that list of headlines really sums up the current state of the conservative movement today. Just check this out, you could comment endlessly on each one:

  • The madness of the animal rights movement
  • Physicians: Obama plan will ‘shut down hospitals’
  • Lawmakers declare fetuses to be people, too
  • Amazing natural fertilizer makes vegetables grow like crazy!
  • Psychiatrist: Obama corrupting America with socialism
  • Join 299,000 others in seeking citizenship proof
  • Barack Hussein Obama: 1st Muslim president
  • Bailout solution? Soros-promoted bank takeover
  • Christians say crisis predicted by ancient prophets
  • The most significant joint discovery since glucosamine
  • How you can prove God exists
  • A documentary exposé of Christian persecution
  • Public outrage delays state’s execution of pet fish

Fear, suckers, and stupidity. And my godless, they are self-destructing so quickly, I’m ready to shit myself with glee! I really can’t keep up anymore.

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2 Responses to “WorldNutDaily is fantastically revealing and insightful!”

  • abi Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    What I love about world nut daily is all the “Special Offer!” ads they intermingle with the headlines.  (“Don’t Pay for Electricity Any Longer!”) They know their gullible audience well.

  • JD Ryan Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    Well, that’s what’s funny… when you mix those offers in with the headlines, you can’t tell the difference. I wonder if they’ve ever had one of those “Buy an actual piece of Jesus’ cross!” offers.