Maybe it’s 20 minutes of fame, not 15
And apparently, even God himself realizes Joe the Plumber is an idiot, as Ron Moore’s new article about a WorldNut Daily interview with JTP reveals to us:
Asked if he has plans to run for public office, he replied, “I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, ‘No.’”
And who knew that the Sky Fairy talked like Donna from, like, Beverly Hills, 90210?
Apparently, when not out shilling for the corporate plutocracy that’s perpetually screwing his demographic and railing against legislation he knows nothing about, he still has time to make proclamations about how Obama’s a bigger threat to the nation than the 9-11 attacks were (which in actuality, weren’t a “threat” to the perseverance of the nation, just its civil liberties and tolerance).
Palin-Wurzelbacher ’12! Please, please, please?! I can’t think of a better source for perpetual content.

July 4th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I was going to send you this. You beat me to it.