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	<title>Comments for Five Before Chaos</title>
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	<description>...it&#039;s like removing splinters with a chainsaw</description>
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		<title>Comment on From the Grindhouse: Black Dynamite by JD Ryan</title>
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		<dc:creator>JD Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jack, the Savoy will never be &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt; hip.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jack, the Savoy will never be <em>that</em> hip.</p>
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		<title>Comment on From the Grindhouse: Black Dynamite by Jack McCullough</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jack McCullough</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m still waiting for it to come to the Savoy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m still waiting for it to come to the Savoy.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Another self-loather bites the weenie. by Undamned Yankee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Undamned Yankee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Upon further review, any sex that Mr. McConnell and Madame Chao have most likely involves a paddle, a dog dish and dog collar, and a big strap-on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Upon further review, any sex that Mr. McConnell and Madame Chao have most likely involves a paddle, a dog dish and dog collar, and a big strap-on.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Another self-loather bites the weenie. by Undamned Yankee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Undamned Yankee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>McConnell reminds me of Ken(dra?) Starr, and Larry Craig, who present to the world as amorphous, dis-morphic, non-sexual not-quite-human beings.
For me, it&#039;s hard to imagine McConnell having sex with anything, frankly.   Let&#039;s face it, the best sex Ken Starr ever had was looking at Monica&#039;s dress spot, and Mitch is cut from the same cloth.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>McConnell reminds me of Ken(dra?) Starr, and Larry Craig, who present to the world as amorphous, dis-morphic, non-sexual not-quite-human beings.<br />
For me, it&#8217;s hard to imagine McConnell having sex with anything, frankly.   Let&#8217;s face it, the best sex Ken Starr ever had was looking at Monica&#8217;s dress spot, and Mitch is cut from the same cloth.<br />
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		<title>Comment on Dumb All Over: When the terruhists invade Louisiana&#8230; by Undamned Yankee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Undamned Yankee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now, now JD.  When &quot;the tare-ists&quot; start targeting double-wides, these morons will be ahead of the game.
You don&#039;t have to be box of rocks stupid to live near Shreveport, LA. But it sure helps.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now, now JD.  When &#8220;the tare-ists&#8221; start targeting double-wides, these morons will be ahead of the game.<br />
You don&#8217;t have to be box of rocks stupid to live near Shreveport, LA. But it sure helps.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Smarter? At the very least, evolutionarily novel (UPDATED). by Undamned Yankee</title>
		<link>http://fivebeforechaos.com/2010/02/26/smarter-at-the-very-least-evolutionarily-novel./comment-page-1/#comment-3600</link>
		<dc:creator>Undamned Yankee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tea-baggers are living proof that human evolution is going backwards, starting with smaller brains, stronger fear and knee-jerk reflexes, and weaker backbones.
They are the missing links to a sad future for the human race.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tea-baggers are living proof that human evolution is going backwards, starting with smaller brains, stronger fear and knee-jerk reflexes, and weaker backbones.<br />
They are the missing links to a sad future for the human race.</p>
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