Five Before Chaos

This is one of those things that’s just so godawful messed up, it must be seen. Apparently, back in 2001, the army had the brilliant idea to explain the draconian Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy to soldiers… using a comic book. The real rub? It’s called “Dignity and Respect”, something that DADT is the exact opposite of.

It’s kinda creepy (click for larger):

You can read the whole thing at Comics With Problems, where you can also read such gems as “Learn Cherokee with Blondie and Dagwood”, “Capt. Veedee-O and Ms. Wanda Lust in VD CLAPTRAP”, and “Dennis the Menace returns for Child Abuse and Neglect”.

… in which we learn the real motivations behind the military’s lame-brained Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy, courtesy of Republican nutter congressdouche Duncan Hunter:

And I think the folks who have been in the military that have been in these very close situations with each other, there has to be a special bond there. And I think that bond is broken if you open up the military to transgenders, to hermaphrodites, to gays and lesbians.

Methinks that Hunter’s still struggling with some thoughts he might have had while looking at all those wee-wees in the shower while in the Marines. Either that, or he has a vagina.