Unsurprisingly, shortly after Andrew Breitbart’s death, the wackaloons on the fringes (it’s amazing how right and left come full circle sometimes, ain’t it?) started speculating that Obama had Breitbart killed. Of course, escaped mental patient/tinfoil hat-wearer Alex Jones was pushing this hard, as no conspiracy is too crazy for that guy (no, not gonna link). The idea apparently stemmed from Breitbart’s comments at CPAC that he had some new damaging thing that’d have Obama shakin’ in those platform shoes with the goldfish in ‘em that he puts on when nobody’s looking. So, naturally, Obama couldn’t stand for this, and had him killed.
Now apart from the idea that it might have been a very obvious action from Obama to improve our nation a tiny bit, it didn’t happen. Breitbart, ever the frothing rageaholic, collapsed on a walk one night. I don’t think a poison dart from the bushes was the culprit. More than likely, he got incredibly aroused at the idea of his next media fabrication/poutrage or something, and it was too much for the ticker, and BAM!, the world just got a little bit nicer.
Well, Brietbart’s site has the goods, something that is, in their own words, “a story that should swing the first hammer against the glass wall the mainstream media has built around Barack Obama.” Cuz, you know, the MSM has treated Obama with kid gloves so far… I’m so glad they didn’t cover all of that birther stuff when it was at its apex.
Ready for this? Get your call-for-impeachment-letters-to-your-representatives ready… Back when Obama was a state senator, he attended a play about Saul Alinsky! But wait! It gets worse! Afterwords, there was a discussion panel about the play, and…. he was on the discussion panel! Shit! These make Nixon’s crimes look like the equivalent of selling Girl Scout cookies or something. Feel the poutrage!
That’s The Love Song of Saul Alinsky. It’s radical leftist stuff, and it revels in its radical leftism.
And that’s Barack Obama, our president, on the poster.
This is who Barack Obama was. This was before Barack Obama ran for Congress in 2000—challenging former Black Panther Bobby L. Rush from the left in a daring but unsuccessful bid.
We should only be so lucky. We barely have a moderate leftist in this guy. Perhaps he’s waiting until the second term to actually try to implement some radical leftist ideas. Or maybe even some mildly leftist ideas. Not holding my breath on that one.
So there you have it folks, Breitbart was killed because he found out that Obama went to a play about a radical leftist and then participated in a discussion panel. He might as well resign now, even Ron Paul could beat him in the election after this, it’s that bad!