Five Before Chaos

… is what is inside that keeps this lady’s cranium from collapsing in on itself? Guesses, anyone?

Partially thawed dog turd? Cherry slushie? Love of Jesus? Lemme know in the comments.

Here’s some super stoopid for you, this one regarding Israel. Even Katie Couric looks like she’s tightening her sphincter to keep from blurting out, “You’re a fucking idiot and you have no idea what you’re talking about, do you? Do you even know where Israel is? Hint: you can’t see it from your house.”

Oooh… the bad guys.

I’m really beginning to think the term “conservative” refers to the amount of brain cells one must have to believe in any of this nonsense.

Fascinating:

A 2,000-year-old seed recovered from the ancient Jewish fortress of Masada near the Dead Sea has become the oldest seed in the world to have germinated successfully, scientists said yesterday.

The seed, which grew into a date palm plant, was one of three recovered during archaeological excavations in the early 1960s, but it was only planted two years ago as part of an experiment to see if it could germinate and grow after such a long time.

Rumor has it that John McCain is all giddy about this, as he remembers planting some of these very same seeds as a small child.