Here’s the kind of ad you should see on tv, that the GOP would have no problem putting on, but Dems can’t seem to get in touch with their “inner asshole” and put out there. Pass it on:
Consider this a caption contest. Have at it, boys and girls. The fact that I watched George A. Romero’s latest zombie flick last night has nothing to do with this, I swear.
Well, sort of. I’m sure he’ll be getting an Atari 2600 pretty soon to pass the time away on the Straight Talk Express.
First, John McCain was comparing Obama to William Jennings Bryan, a presidential candidate from over a century ago. In keeping with his steadfast efforts to close the generational gap, McCain has now compared Obama, when speaking of energy policy, to Dr. No:
Brian Rogers, a spokesman for the McCain campaign, accused Mr. Obama of being the “Dr. No” of energy security in a conference call with reporters on Tuesday. Mr. Rogers criticized Mr. Obama for “saying no” to oil exploration, a summer gas tax holiday, expanded investment in nuclear energy and a $300 million incentive to build a better car battery — all proposals that Mr. McCain has floated recently.
Dr. No was the first James Bond film. From 1962. At this rate, by the end of the campaign, McCain should be making cultural references like “Where’s the beef?”, ensuring that nobody born after 1980 has a clue what the hell he’s talking about.
I don’t make a habit of linking to Big Evil Orange, but they have something you absolutely must check out over there – John McCain’s birth certificate.
