Jul 21 2008

Pie the governor, get on terrorist watchlist

It’s really simple.

Integral Psychosis has the goods on the latest outrage.


Jul 4 2008

Gov. Douglas gets just desserts

I can’t believe any of my fellow bloggers didn’t come up with the above obvious headline. Cue the eye-rolling and the sound of the smacking forehead.

I unfortunately didn’t see this happen, as I was busy prostituting my musical services at the time for something I’d rather forget, but someone finally gave Governor Douglas a pie in the face at the Montpelier Independence Day parade.  It was Santa Claus, giving us all a nice early Christmas present. It was a whipped-cream pie. Only thing that sucks is it shoulda been a maple cream cowshit pie.


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