Sep 15 2012

Stop the presses!

At Valueless Voters Summit, Rick Santorum tells truth for the first time in his life:

“We will never have the elite, smart people on our side.”

Yep, you’re stuck with the dumbasses. Glad you finally came ’round to that, Ricky.


Mar 26 2012

The Last Stand of Rick Santorum

By and large, I don’t watch campaign commercials, although they are interesting from time to time to see whatever shit whoever is peddling at any given time. Given that Ricky “Bullshit!” Santorum is on his last legs, I had to take a look at the “Obamaville” bit that’s making the rounds:

I nearly pissed my pants with laughter after seeing this one, as I woulda sworn it was something from SNL or MadTV or something. There’s the cute little flash of Obama with Ahmadinejad, of course, but the whole thing is so beyond reality, it’s comical. Lots of miserable, sad people, but in actuality, they’re probably sad because Rick Santorum won’t let them have any sex that doesn’t involve babymaking or capital gains tax cuts. Or something.

Sweet jeezus, these people gots nuthin’. And the sad part is there are a lot of people out there that’ll buy into this shit. It’s their alternate, fabricated reality.  November can’t get here soon enough, I tell ya’.


Feb 28 2012

Holy shit, Mitt!

Stop the presses… Mitt Romney has told the truth:

It’s very easy to excite the base with incendiary comments. We’ve seen throughout the campaign if you’re willing to say really outrageous things that are accusative, attacking of President Obama, that you’re going to jump up in the polls. I’m not willing to light my hair on fire to try and get support. I am who I am. I’m a person with extensive experience in the private sector, in the economy.

I suppose he could have gone further, in light of Santorum’s recent pandering that “wanting people to go to college is elitist”. The incendiary comments must, in most cases, make the case that anti-intellectualism is something we should all strive for, one of the great pillars of the American character.

Here’s to hoping that Romney gets an ass-pounding from Santorum in Michigan, today.


Feb 8 2012

Sounds like thunder

I thought it rather odd to wake up on a cold February morning and hear something that sounded like thunder. Then I realized it was the GOP establishment shitting their pants after Santorum’s triple win. The nutters certainly don’t like Sir Willard.

Oh, and Ron Paul? Crazy as that motherfucker is, he’s gonna hafta try harder, as he’s been beaten by Santorum four times now.


Jul 27 2011

Santorum might have another Google problem

Dan Savage strikes again… Hilarious.