VT loon watch

I shoulda posted this last week, but I was in the midst of a taco and Modelo Especial -induced coma on a beach somewhere. Rowley, at VT Secession, has a bit more on Vermont’s own tinfoil hat brigade secession movement, notably, about Guru Naylor’s hilarious claim on Glenn Beck (yeah, he’ll take whatever publicity he can get, no matter how unhinged or pathetic) that 60,000 registered voters in Vermont support secession, which is about 10% of the population.
Now, those of you who know me know that I ain’t exactly Mr. Social Butterfly, but I have met and interacted with a ton of Vermonters. I do live here, you know. And very few that I engage with are the God-Bless-Amurrica types, but even keeping them out of the equation, most people I know, when secession comes up, either say, “Really? How cute!” or “Ha!”. And the few I know who do support it know about the Neo-Confederate ties of SVR and want to have nothing to do with it. Hardly 10%.
You might need a tinfoil hat before reading their latest electoral “strategy”, as the stupid will make your brain hurt:
1. Political independence by 2015.
2. Dissolution of the American Empire by 2020.
[snip]
(and under Strategies) 3. Imagine…Free Vermont. Launch a new political party whose aim is to elect state government officials and members of the legislature committed to Vermont independence. Once the party has a majority in the legislature, a motion will be introduced calling for a statewide convention to consider articles of secession. After these articles of secession have been approved by a two-thirds majority of the convention delegates, negotiations will begin with the United States Government for the peaceable departure of Vermont from the Union. [5]
And, as Rowley succinctly notes:
“Two-thirds?” Within three election cycles? And he’s yet to have one of his secession stooges win one office in the 7 years that he’s been harping on secession?
At least those dead-enders will have the Tea Party movement to chum around with for the time being. Although with all their pseudo-intellectual preening, it might not work out, as at least Rob Williams can spell and use words with more than two syllables, and can’t speak Teabonics.

