Five Before Chaos

A brief follow-up to my Rob Williams: Still A Whiny, Spineless Douche post a few weeks ago (again, if you’re not interested in the whole “VT secessionists who love neo-Confederates” thing, just skip this). Apparently, Rob’s feelings were hurt because Cathy Resmer didn’t mention his loony blog in her latest article, and did mention that blog that pointed out how he loves him some lynchers. Get over it, already, Rob, you lost. Please call me, we’ll do lunch sometime.

… most certainly stands for Pantspoopers. It’s so freakin’ hilarious and pathetic, how the Party Of Macho has their collective panties in a wad about the radical notion of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed standing trial in New York.. you know, the place where the actual crimes of 9-11 took place. What a concept! Oh, the faux outrage (which is really about the fact that they’d love to keep the Gitmo Torture Mill open for business)”:

“The Obama administration’s irresponsible decision to prosecute the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks in New York City puts the interests of liberal special interest groups before the safety and security of the American people,” Boehner said in a news release.

Ooh! Scary! This Republicdouche is a bit more honest at least… it’s about the torture:

Rep. Lamar Smith of Texas, the top Republican on the Judiciary Committee, said trying the alleged terrorists in New York could afford them constitutional rights which would prevent the use of information obtained through enhanced interrogation.

So, in the Party of Tough Guys, apparently they somehow think the Sheikh is gonna go all ConAir/Castor Poe and escape? As if this guy isn’t going to have a mini Alcatraz wherever he goes? WhinyAssTittyBabies, I tells ya. All of ‘em. Even Tough Guy “I can break 2×4’s with my neck” Democratic Senator Jim Webb:

“They do not belong in our country, they do not belong in our courts, and they do not belong in our prisons,” Webb said in a news release.

Well, considering they committed a crime in our country, that don’t pass the smell test, Senator.

Did I ever mention we’re a stupid, stupid country? Some people who shit their pants on 9-11 still haven’t stopped shitting. See a doctor, already.

Andrew Cohen has a coherent piece cutting through a lot of the bullshit, here.

…via Wonkette. As part of this silly not-so- mass movement involving pouches of fragrant leaves, they’re sending ‘em to Capitol Hill:

I have to wonder, how many of these people, if indeed they even have jobs, bothered to look at their pay stub recently and noticed that their taxes went down.  Probably not, as it involves numbers and stuff instead of crudely drawn pictures.Funny, I don’t remember the country being destroyed back in the 50’s when the top tax bracket was much, much higher than it is today.

I think when this is all said and done and they go back to being on patrol for black helicopter watch or whatever it is they do when not masturbating to Glenn Beck’s faux tears, we will have a new phrase enter the lexicon – teabag stupid. “Boy, that Randy went and bought up all the 12 gauge ammo at the local Wal-mart ‘cuz he thinks Obama’s gonna ban it. That boy sure is teabag stupid.”

If I can get the time off from work, I might go down to the rally at the Statehouse and wear a humongous diaper filled with fake shit and carry a WATB sign.

Bonus teabag stupidity here, also courtesy of Wonkette.

Is it time to buy stock in Lipton? Only if you plan on selling it quickly, after this latest right wing flatulence is soon forgotten.

You know, Mr. “We Surround Them”. I don’t think you’ll ever find a more perfect specimen of what modern folklore calls the Whiny-Ass Titty Baby. Even conservative wannabe Rick Scarborough can’t keep from cracking up over this bit below. Seriously, the guy must’ve watched Michael Landon on Little House on the Prairie for hours to learn how to cry like that.

We mock them, as we’re not going to sit around waiting for them to “surround” us (as though it would ever happen in the first place).